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Rant Passed an EICR... Hmm

Passed an EICR... Hmm

We're beginning to wonder what is the point of safety checks if they aren't really being done.

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Rant The Housing Shortage

The Housing Shortage

We read so much about the UK housing shortage and listen to so much nonsense spouted by each political...

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Horror The Secret Garden

The Secret Garden

Imagine finding out your garden is bigger than you thought it was. Ten years' worth of overgrown bramble...

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Horror Lethal external mains connection

Lethal external mains connection

Using duct tape for an external mains connection is one of the stupidest things we have ever seen at a property...

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Horror Wipe your feet on the way out

Wipe your feet on the way out

Quick question. how do you get your carpets upstairs as dirty as the ones downstairs.. we're all confused as to how?

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Work Gutter Vacuum Service

Gutter Vacuum Service

We've invested into some new machinery which means we can now clear out your gutters before your new tenants move in...

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Horror Jungle is Massive

Jungle is Massive

Whatever you do don't plant Bamboo... should be the saying chanted in school assemblies until everyone understands...

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Horror Slap the plaster on

Slap the plaster on

Who in their right mind would slap plaster over the top of wallpaper to cover the electrical plaster chasing...

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Horror Don't put tins in those

Don't put tins in those

I really hope the new tenants don't put tins in those kitchen cupboards, that's how you don't fix them to the wall...

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